by Ayesha Pirbhai

April 1, 2009

Easter is the day Christians celebrate Christ’s resurrection. It’s a day full of worship, appreciation, and of course, eggs. It also seems to be the only holiday in which sex is forgotten. New Year’s Eve is full of

champagne drinking and sexy hours in the sack. While Christmas Day is all about family, the night’s reserved for love making with that special someone. Instead of playing the Virgin Mary on Easter, why

not resurrect that great gift from above? To aid in rising sex lives from the dead, there are some Easter toys that give new meaning to the Easter egg hunt.

Searching for eggs can be quite difficult, with endless hiding places and that one egg that remains forever out of reach. Similar to this hunt is the late night condom search. In a room cluttered with furniture and clothing, trying to find one in a rush can sometimes be impossible. So difficult in fact, that the thought of not using a condom seems like a good idea — risky behavior that can have dire consequences. To aid in staying safe, protected and prepared, Susan Hangaard has invented a little something to ensure condoms are always readily available. Her nifty gadget is called the Cucoon. It’s a humorous condom dispenser that makes life that much easier. The Cucoon is a box with a string attached to the bottom. Pull the string and a little cuckoo bird pops out with a condom in its mouth. The condom search is finally over. Now if we could just find those damn eggs!

The eggs may continue to hide in the living room, but the Tenga Egg has been found. If an Easter

alone is in the cards, this pleasurable egg is perfect. The silicon shaped egg is a masturbating tool meant to give men the feeling of actually being inside a woman. It comes with lubricant and in three

different textures: wavy, spider and clicker, offering a variety of sensations. These fantastic feeling eggs may just be enough to make Easter the best holiday of the year. After forty days of Lent, come back to life this Easter. Whether alone or with a partner, everyone deserves a little Easter play. Think about it, what would Jesus do?

by Ayesha Pirbhai

April 1, 2009

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